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Ahh, Ari brings you more Video Crack. Come on, you know you love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJxgDMSSaws

Yes, I am the pope of Royai. Yes, there are many positions avaliable. APPLY TODAY! o.o

Argh. I really need to update more. I'm getting remiss from everything but Deviantart, OH NOES! Yeha, I'm on dA all the time, but Xanga, FF.net, and LJ, not so much. (And Upi certainly hates me for not updateing my fanfics, yes she does. XD)

ARGH I GOTTA PEE

Mkay I peed. Mmmmmmmmmm pee. XD I'm nutssssss.

So, I just got my braces tightened. Owwwwwwww. The new bands are burgundy. Sexy color! I have to wear elastics now, though. OWWIES.

WTF? I'm re-downloading that FMA Date Rape AMV, and my computer says "time left: 14 min 20 sec". EVIL. SLOW. EVIL. I don't even have any other computers on, so what's using so much bandwidth that it has to go this slow? GRR.

Ummmmmm....I LOVE YOU ALL

I just got back from Arizonaaaa for four days. It was, uh, warm. XD

I have nothing left to say. XP

I got bored...so I guess I'll update. I obviously don't do it enough.

First of all, merry late Christmas, everybody! I finallyyyyyyy got my Roy cosplay gloveses. And I'm going to make my MOMMEH get me the pocketwatch, as I am a freeloader. O.O

Also, sorry for any random spaces in my stuff. My spacebar broke. I need a new keyboard. I'll add that to my growing list of computer parts that I need. Oo

It's getting cold down here in North Carolina. I hate it. The weather needs to be warm enough to swim or cold enough to sled. Preferably the former, on the basis of I HATE THE COLD. >.< AND I'M NOT TOO FOND OF RAIN, EITHER! SCREW YOU, MOTHER NATURE! YOU'RE A WHORE! O.O I just scared myself. But I'm o ver it now. I hope.

Oh dear. I seem to have grown lax in my fanfictions. I've made somehwere around fifteen deviations and next to no updates on my fanfics. Tsk tsk, bad Ari.

SOBBITY SOB SOB. I'm going to be home alone tomorrow night. It's sad because I like New Years Eve a lot...I like to welcome in the new year. But I guess this year I'll just have to get wasted and pass out and wait for somebody to find me. Or maybe I'll just stay up all night and eat ice cream like I did last year. Meh.

Happy New Years, I guess. I'm going to bed now, fer cuz it's getting late. Nightie night, peoples.

PS-Did you know that 'sez' is in the dictionary? O_o
PS again- I've got my eye on you, kiida. Get on aim before my posse and I KEEL YOU DED. >O

I CAN'T BELEIVE IT....I INSULTED RIZA....FORGIVE MEEEEE....

Earlier today, as I was watching FMA (hey that rhymed XD)...
Shezka: What do we do now?
Me: [screaming] BE SEXY! NO NOT YOU! YOURE FUGLY! WINRY'S SEXY, RIZA'S UGLY....WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'M CONFUSED! [falls off couch] AAAH! I FELL OFF THE COUCH! FORGIVE ME RIZA! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I got confused....o.O yeah okay that's really all I wanted to say. And oh yeah my dad thought I was nuts. I probably am.

Yo yo yo all my LJ homeez. I'm at mah Grandma's house typing this on..h.er...computer. Obviously. Fa sho. I feel like acting fake-ghetto today. get over it.

So, onto the point of this. It's Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to those of you that do the THanksgiving thing. For us folk who actually know some background on the THanksgiving holiday, murderous THanksgiving.

If you don't know, this is what I'm talking about...

Back in the 1600's (because I don't really know which year or whatever because I suck like that), the Native Americans came after the harvest and gave the colonists food as a peace thingy. After the colonists ate, they went and killed all the Indians. It's murder and betrayal, the basis for any American holiday! WOOT!

On another note, I've already gorged myself on Thanksgiving-type foodstuff so I'm about to explode. Yet, somehow I'm still really hungry. Damn you, high metabolism. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah I feel constipated now I guess. I blame the turkey.

I think I know what kiida means when she says I'm the queen of random babbling.

Ja ne.

Tee hee. I love my pairings. *hugs all of them* SPECIALLY YOU, ROYAI, B'ROSS, AND ELRICEST! Shmink. Love. Click.

ATTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! B'Ross (my new name for Bloch x Ross) has now either pwned over or is pwning WITH RoyAi. Scary, no? Yes, I'm sure you all thought I would never get over RoyAi. Well you were right. I'm not over it. I just like B'ross. XD.

I guess this is a short entry. But...do I look like I care? XD.

Note to self: never read Fanta again...never...*shudders* OH THE GRAPHIC YURI IT BURNS MY EYES! Actually, I like it, but it freaks me out. O_o I dunno. I'm weird that way. YAY FOR WEIRD! *skips off to read her Elricest doujin scanlations, because she can't find any translated shounen-ai for RoyHughes, or any translated shoujo-ai for RossRiza, or AND FREAKING B'ROSS AT ALL...or any het-ai or RoyAi....OP ANY B'ROSS AT ALL! plus, Elricest pwnz* PEACE OUT HOMIE DAWG BANJO MONKEY ONION TRASHCANS! *turns off the caps lock*

I was an my old taped recording of Late Night with Conan O'Brian and it had the 'If They Mated' thing on it....so I was like, 'Dude! I should do that for FMA.' A-so I did! I don't have anything to do them on, though, so I used PSP. So far i've only done Roy and Riza. I'm takeing requests, too. They take me about half an hour to make, which is short for me XD. I'm challenged, so it usually takes me an hour or so to do stuff. But these are easy. ( Read more... )

Oh god. I just leaned that the name I go by, my nickname, Charles, means....'Manly Farmer'. Good lord. AM I A MANLY FARMER?! NO!

I'm a total RossBloch shipper now ^_^ in case you wanted to know.

Whooshwah! I now have another OTP, OT3, and OT4 (O_O) to add to my...OT list? Currently, the pairings aaaaaaaaaare *announce voice*:

-RoyAi
-RossBloch
-Elricest
-RoyHughes
-RoyRizaHughes
-RoyRizahughesRoss

Yes, I do have a sick mind! And a very strange, sudden obsession with Maria Ross ever since I saw Episode 25 TRANSLATED on Wednesday morning. FINALLY I SEE IT TRANSLATED! I saved it to my computer, but the stupid, stupid video won't play, just the audio. Ah well. Better than nothing, I guess. But the end still makes me cry. I'm not talking about Edo being a jerk, either. XD. But seriously, Ross's dub voice is...droooooooooooooooooooooooool.............oi, love. In japanese it's eh, but in Enlish it's just h'omigawd. Eeeeeeeeeeep love.( Read more... )

I had a huge, huge entry in here about 5 minutes ago. Then LiveJournal screwed it up. I'm not typing all that again. It had to do with an Austin Powers song, Ed, RoyAi (of course), laziness, and extreme boredom....but sorry folks. You'll have to wait. HA!